. . .Cosby is doing town halls on how not to get accused of sexual harassment. I was fortunate to get a peek at his script for these shows, ah, meetings.
“Hey, hey, hey! It’s your acquitted old friend Bill Cosby. Over the decades I’ve given people the wisdom of my knowledge. Unselfishly, I might add. Things like, pull your damn pants up and always have Fat Albert on your Buck Buck team.
But today I’m going to talk to you about how to avoid being accused of sexual harassment.
Number one, don’t roofie anyone.
Number two, well, there is no number two.
Hey, hey, hey!”