. . .that needs a name to call you when you’re table is ready. I tell the hostess there are two parties. She says that’s fine. I give her the two names and go to the bar to be called. After a short time she calls our party.
“Adcock-Slater party. Adcock-Slater.”
Yes, I know I am juvenile so I don’t need to be reminded.
. . .anyone who says, “I don’t want any drama!” says it so dramatically?
. . .what’s more distracting than a hip, happening 60+ year old guy rocking an ear ring? A hip, happening 60+ year old guy rocking an ear ring surrounded by ear hair.
“If you don’t do this for me I’ll put a curse on you.”
“Ma’am, I’m married. Someone beat you to it.”
“Please. Stop talking because your words are like vomit in my ears.”
I think it is.
A suicide wearing a Hawaiian shirt.