I’ve written for greeting card companies for years. It’s a tough racket and the sale/submission rate is mighty low. Sometimes I’ll have written something I think is a sure sale but other times I know I’ve written some stinkers. Here are some of those rejected greeting cards:
It’s your birthday!
Too bad no one cares.
I know our love is forbidden.
But court systems aren’t always right.
Thanks for the kindness you showed us.
By moving out of the apartment.
I know I can’t wait for your retirement!
It’ll be nice not having to do your job and mine.
Mom made me buy this or she wouldn’t let me out of my room.
So clean up your yard.
From the entire neighborhood.
Rose are red, violets are blue. . .
. . .you better hope we don’t meet ’cause I’ll punch you.
Good luck in your new home!
You’ll find your stuff in the garage.
I love watching you!
So could you go back to your old curtains?
This is a reminder your first student loan payment is due.