I walked past. . .

. . .when a neighbor was throwing away a water bed (I hate when people say ‘old’ water bed. What other types are there?).

“I can’t believe I’m finally throwing this away. It was a wedding gift from my grandmother.”

“Wow. What a progressive grandmother.”

“Why do you say that?”

“On your wedding day she said, ‘He’s a water bed. Go fuck.'”

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