Tomorrow Morning

I have to get up, get cat poop, put it in a test tube and bring it to the vet.

Do you think if I put it in my pocket until I get there to warm it up then hand it to the vet tech they’ll freak out?

“This is very warm?”

“I know. I stuck the tube up his ass so I could get it fresh.”

On second thought they’d probably kick me out and I’d never know why I’m carrying cat shit around with me.

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