A guy was. . .

. . .trying to compliment his wife in front of me. It was kind of sad. I mean, if he fucked up to the length that he’s having to go through this he should have just purchased her flowers and saved everyone a lot of time.

“And you should have seen the dress she was wearing the other night. It really turned heads.”

“Why?” I ask. “Was it made of hooks?”

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