Most national chains are dying so they’re trying anything to get asses into seats. Most of it silly, some of it counterproductive. But there is one segment of the industry that’s doing amazingly well. The so called Breastaurants. Places like Hooters, Twin Peaks, The Tilted Kilt.
So I got the idea to get some buddies of mine to open up a chain. We’ll call it “Boobs”.
The kicker, and what sets us apart from all the rest, is our staff will be loaded with only moronic men.