I was in a. . .

. . .men’s room pissing the way you’re supposed to when a guy walked in and gasped. I turned to him and said,

“I know, it’s a thing thing of beauty, ain’t it?”

He studder steps to a halt then starts laughing. After a beat his face gets all concened as he rushed to the toilet.

“If you make me pee my pants I’ll kill you.”

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