Spell Check

Oh spell check, you think you’re always right.

I was typing and didn’t notice I spelled doorknob without the k. No big deal. Easy fix. I’m running spell check to take a break and it gets to doornob. Boy, what a dumb ass I am spelling that word wrong.

Boy, if I thought I was stupid for leaving out a k just think what I was thinking about spell check when the word they demanded me to use, and it was the only suggestion, was:

trombone.

Oh spell check! You’re silly.