Ooops.

A woman comes in and says, “Happy Father’s Day!”

To which I responded, “You too!”

Immediately she looks at me as if I’ve lost my mind. Well, I’ve got to fix this.

“I hope you do if you ever grow a penis, impregnate a woman and carry it to term! If that happens, happy damn father’s day!”

I think I got out of that one. Don’t you?

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