A parent. . .

. . .had a kid with them and, because I was there, asked if I’d participate in a school project. The project was to collect advice from adults. Personally, I thought this showed a large lack of parental guidance from the father. Armed with that, I thought for a second before saying,

“Never play basketball wearing corduroys. You’ll damn near set your pubes on fire.”

Wonder if that’ll make the cut?

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