Tough To Sleep

A gregarious guy uses the line loud guys tend to,

“I live each day like it’s my last!”

I, a less gregarious guy, used a line guys like me tend to,

“That must make it nerve-wracking each night before you go to sleep.”


3 responses to “Tough To Sleep

  1. I dunno. I think if I knew I was getting my last blowjob ever, I might start to cry, and that would make it harder to concentrate on keeping a firm grip on both of their gimp hoods.

  2. Your thing was funny, but the comment has me gagging just a tiny bit.

  3. Holy bejeezus, I one-upped B&G on the gross-out scale?

    I will bronze this web page and put it on my mantle.

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