MLM For Jesus

I had another religious type get in my face. He was fine, at first, then started to try to bring me in. He quoted a scripture,

“Once I was blind but now I see.” Then said, “Do you know how?”

I looked at him for a second before saying,

“Lasik?”

I watched as he drove away. That quote was on his back window. Like it’s Mary Kay for Jesus.

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One response to “MLM For Jesus

  1. For a moment, I thought it read, “MMA (mixed martial arts) for Jesus”. Then it would be okay to do a double leg take down and get the guy in a choke hold until he taps out. Or passes out, whichever comes first.

    “Can ya see the light, now?”

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