I just had this guy go on and on about what I don’t know. Between tinnitus, the radio, and my lack of giving a shit the only reason I knew he was speaking was because I was still standing up.
I vaguely snapped to for a moment when he said,
“Nothing is more expensive than missed opportunity.”
I nodded at him and said,
“I guess you’ve never priced a Vegas hooker.”
Just so you don’t think I attack nice, wholesome people without provocation (I do, but wouldn’t want you to think that), the guy was talking about one of those pyramid sche. . .oh sorry, multilevel marketing opportunities.