My girlfriend and I were at a comedy club. We’re sitting outside the main stage. There’s a wood half wall and glass partition separating the rooms so it’s quieter when we’re at. A friend is on stage so she’s looking through the glass. Being short she has to stretch to see. Another comic friend comes over, sees her struggle so asks,
“Do you want ten fingers up?” He says helpfully.
“No thanks.” She replies. “I can only take two at a time.”
I bet the fucker steals that bit.