. . .walks into work and starts a ramble. It’s against company policy to take a bat to any customers throat in an effort to silence them (Section 64 Amendment 32 – AKA The Zell Amendment). So I stand there. After some period of time the guy gets where ramblers always go, to the part where they spend almost as much time appolgizing to you for rambling as they did ramble. I tell him it’s fine.
“No problem. You’re just an alcohol induced drunk.”