. . .engaged in a conversation my mind tends to wander. Also, if I don’t see an end to the prattle, I’ll concoct an end. And this is how it just went down.
“Have you ever peed during a shower?”
Having absolutely nothing to do with what they were talking about the person is, naturally, stunned. Because of that they blurt out an answer.
“Did you get in trouble?”
Still out of their comfort zone, they once again answer,
I stand there nodding for a second.
“Huh. I guess I shouldn’t have peed on the gifts then.”