Mixed Messages

It’s happened to all of us where you mix up words. For instance, someone gives you unsolicited advice and you want to thank them but instead out pops,

“If I asked for advice from you, you eye booger eating maggot, I’d have myself institutionalized because that would be proof enough of mental incapacity.”

So, as you see, it’s a common mistake.

I’d just given a guy some information so, because it was somewhat intricate, I asked if he wanted me to write it down.

“No,” he says. “I rememberized it.”

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