For no reason this crazy cat lady is going on about how you should never let your cat outside. Okay, I can listen for awhile. She has a point but, even if I agree with your position, if you start to annoy me I’m going to turn on you.
It’s my nature, I guess.
“Well,” I begin. “I see what you’re saying but I think sometimes you should leave your cat outside.”
She is flummoxed.
“No! You should never do that. You don’t do that, do you?”
“Yeah. It’s for the best really.”
“No! No! No! You can’t do that! It’s never for the best!”
“No, you’re wrong. It is for the best. He’s dead.”