I was talking. . .

. . .to a vegetarian. An innocuous conversation, not unpleasant, until he farted. Holy broccoli bites, Batman, that’s some fetid cheese you let loose. After I got my voice back I said,

“Damn, man, too bad what happens in vegans doesn’t stay in vegans.”

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