MILF

I’m standing next to a married man while he ogles a woman. Just so you know, guys look but ogling removes every trace of subtly. Between lips smacks and brow wiping he says, ignoring what the acronym he’s using stands for,

“There’s a MILF I’d like to fuck.”

I look at him for a moment before saying,

“What does MILF mean to you? Because if your wife finds out it’ll mean Money I’ll Lose Forever.”

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