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I was talking to a woman while her sixteen year old stood quietly by her side. When there was a pause in conversation the young girl said,

“You know, whenever there’s an uncomfortable pause a gay baby is born.”

The mother is mortified. She begins to stammer so I decide to step in and try to smooth out the situation.

“It really wasn’t that uncomfortable.” I begin. “So maybe it’ll be bisexual.”

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