You think you know Elvis?

You don’t know Elvis!

According to his autopsy, Elvis’ colon was 5 to 6 inches in diameter, nearly twice the size of the average person. It was also 8 to 9 feet long, compared with the normal 4 to 5 feet.

What the hell did he say as he flushed the toilet, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Little Elvis has left the building.”

Read the story here.

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2 responses to “You think you know Elvis?

  1. HE was the reason power flush toilets were invented. Sewer lines are not design to pass something the size he could produce. It’d be like flushing a 2″ x 4″ down a toilet. I am pretty sure I have discussed my renter and the process he used to “prepare” for flushing…he breaks it up with a spoon.

  2. Why, yes, Steve, you have! It was a bonding moment, that’s for sure!

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