I was sitting there minding my own business (which means I was thinking of Ted Kennedy jokes) when I got an email from someone asking if I had any ideas for a viral video (why they call it that is beyond me. It’s just a video). I asked the subject and they said weight loss.
So I wrote this:
Bumper: See How A Mom Drops 47 Pounds!
Video: Mother walks to the camera, smiles, bends over, picks up kid and drops him (doesn’t have to be on his head but it would be funnier).
They were very unhappy with me.
Guess I shouldn’t send them my Kennedy jokes.