My girlfriend is a nurse. I never ask her how her day is. I used to. Until one day she told me she had to stuff someone’s uterus back inside them. Not only do I not want to hear about that, there’s no way I can top it in the bad work day sweepstakes.
It’s not that I won’t listen. I’m just not volunteering.
“I admitted a guy today with no penis or asshole.”
I got excited and said,
“You admitted GI Joe?!?!”