Thanks for our little roll in the hay
But there’s something I gotta say
Maybe it’s time for your yearly check-up
So make an appointment to get in the stirrups
Not for a second am I suggesting anyone of you needs this service but I have to point out that you can anonymously send ecards telling someone they may have drippy dick, pusy pussy or worse.
I, uh, hmmm. All I can say is, what would your personal message be?
I was the one that was in your bum
My dick wasn’t big but it wasn’t a thumb
I just want to say before it goes numb
Go pick up some pills and then swallow some