A guy comes up to me and asks if I know where one of those chain hair cutting places is. I look at him askew for a few before shaking my shaved head and saying,
“Do you think I’m the best person to be asking that?”
He blinked a few times before becoming embarrassed. But, I got a phone book and helped him and he must have been happy with my help because, later, he came back to show me his haircut.