Are you having trouble finding a drivers education school that understands you already know all that ‘stuff’ so ‘book learning’ is a waste of your valuable time?
If so, the Telepathy Driving School is for you! By following the rules of the road and laws of physics ingrained in your head, you can accumulate the state requirements for a drivers license from the comfort of your home!
To get started call one of our ‘certified’ Telepathy Driving School instructors and in moments you’ll be the king or queen of the road just like you’ve always thought you were!
Call now and the Telepathy Driving School will answer that nagging question,
“Why DIDN’T the other driver know I was going to do that?”
The Telepathy Driving School knows you already know HOW to drive. It’s those other idiots beeping all the time that need help! We’re only here to guide you into your own ‘driving Zen’ where, if you’re not the only person on the road, you sure as hell should be!
The Telepathy Driving School course will cover such ‘knowledge enhancements’ as:
Turning Useless Turn Signals Into Flower Vases!
Horns Only Make It Difficult To Concentrate On Your Phone Conversations!
Use An Accent Light To Turn The Rearview Mirror Into A Useful Vanity For Personal Grooming!
Master Stopping In The Middle Of The Street To Check Out The DVD Playing In The Back Seat!
And many, other topics! So, let’s get started!
Check out the low costs and simpler tasks you’ll need to complete to become another satisfied graduate of the Telepathy Driving School!
We’re glad to see you’re interested in perusing the patented ‘Drive By Thought’ theory of motor vehicle operation offered by the Telepathy Driving School.
Be warned, driving with disregard to life and limb isn’t for everyone. Ask yourself this simple question to see if you are, indeed, Telepathy Driving School material:
While on the phone, Flamunda relays information of vital importance that would force you to backtrack three blocks to attend to the sale, I mean, situation.
Due to this information you need to take a left across two lanes of traffic during a busy traffic time RIGHT NOW! Do you, without signaling, looking back or in any way checking the consequences of your action, cross those lanes while wondering what all the beeping’s about?
Good Answer! You, my friend, are definitely Telepathy Driving School material. So, click here to purchase your ‘course’ materials.
Wow! You sure are excited about becoming the newest graduate of the Telepathy Driving School, aren’t you?
We understand your excitement! We were once proud graduates of this fine institution. We could regale you with hours of wonderful stories about the times we’ve tied up traffic just so we could fine that perfect radio station and so many others, but we know why you’re here!
You want to know about the Telepathy Driving School exclusives for our wonderful graduates.
Okay now, think hard. Are you thinking? Are you ‘getting’ our ‘vibe’? You do? You KNOW what the Telepathy Driving School Grad Exclusives are?
Now all you have to do is complete the course to receive those wonderful Telepathy Driving School exclusives!
For those who didn’t ‘get’ our ‘vibe’, well, tough. Not everyone is ready to become a Telepathy Driving School graduate.
We’re a small but powerful institution and like it that way!
But don’t feel bad, you can become an ‘Associate’ member by telling the world you know we’re out there. Just click here and join us, if not in action than in spirit!
You’ll be glad you did!
SHOW YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT
What better way to show the world you are not only an esteemed graduate of the Telepathy Driving School but also know it’s there fault for being less enlightened!
That’s right! Once you’ve passed the Telepathy Driving School course you’ll find it even easier to ignore the ‘laws’ the ‘government’ has ruthlessly implimented than you already do. And there is no better way to celebrate your newly certified dereliction than with a bumper sticker that trumpets that fact to all those screaming behind you!
Check out the Telepathy Driving School official swag, click here to get the item that best describes YOU to get yourself hooked up and tell the world,
“You should know where the fuck I’m going!”