Are you a pissed off American? Sorry, let me rephrase that. You’re an American, you’re pissed off. What are you going to do about it? What’s that? Oh, no, no, no. We can’t let you stew in your own juices! That’s not the American way!
Do you know what you need? A symbol. An icon. A seal. No, not the cute and slippery mammal or world famous singer. You need a seal that tells the world that you’re pissed off and aren’t going to take it anymore. So, boy, is it a good thing we happened along.
We are now ready to unveil the Official Seal of a Resident of the United States:
Use it as your avatar:
Use it as clothing:
Just use it proudly while you tell the world that things just haven’t been wandering down the All-American path the way you see it!