Warning For Dyslexics

I bet the crime rate among dyslexics is very low in Russia. The reason shown in this exclusive Bound & Gags photo taken by our only international photographic correspondent, Scott Randolph, is the warning they offer dyslexics as to what they will become in their life of crime goes awry, as it always does (crime does not pay, ladles and spoons), and they end up in prison.

For those of you who ‘don’t get it!’ please, don’t comment that you ‘don’t get it!’ You’re just not one of the chosen few I guess. But, to make you feel included in this club and so I don’t have to hear you say ‘I don’t get it!’ we’ve delexiced it for you right here.

Yes, I’m Dyslexic!

I’ve received some emails asking if, as I mentioned in ‘Fanatic’, I’m really dyslexic. What does this tell you?

Dyslexic’s of the world, untie!

How many times have we heard that ‘Oh so funny’ ‘joke’ in our lives? More times than you can shake a shtick at, I’m sure.

How many times have we been embarrassed because we don’t understand why that ‘Toys R Us’ logo is so damn funny?

How many times have we been rear-ended at that octagonal red sign because we can’t find the guy who’s supposed to be there selling ‘Pots’?

It’s time for the world to know that dyslexia is no laughing mattre!

Tell ‘em you’re dyslexic not analphabetic! You know all the letters sometimes you just don’t agree with their placement!

Come on! Join us! Let the world know you’re proud! You’re loud! You have problems spelling shroud!

If you’re not dyslexic you know someone who is so wear our badge of honor proudly as you help ease the disease!

 
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100% of the proceeds from the sales of our shirts goes directly into the pocket of the guy who wrote the bit. Not one thin dime will go to help any dyslexic but him. But he has been known to buy rounds for his drinkin’ buddies! So, purchase with abandon! He’s parched, sober and his friends are broke!